Terms of service
Dick Rinkle Clothing Co. – Terms of Service
Last Updated: November 20, 2025
Governing Law: Tennessee, USA
Welcome to Dick Rinkle Clothing Co., LLC. By using this website or buying our bold, unapologetic products, you’re agreeing to our rules — yes, rules exist even for the coolest people. Don’t agree? Fine. Stop reading. Go somewhere else. Bye Felicia! 👋
These Terms of Service (the “Terms”) cover everything: your use of the site, our products, services, and anything else that falls under our control. Think of it as your manual for surviving Dick Rinkle-level awesome.
1. Who Can Use This Site
You must be old enough to sign contracts in Tennessee, USA (generally 18+). If not, get a parent to read this with you and then stop — this isn’t a playground.
Don’t use our stuff for illegal shenanigans. Breaking laws while shopping here? That’s on you. We won’t bail you out.
2. General Conditions
We can refuse service to anyone. Why? Because we can.
Everything you do on this site (besides your credit card info, which is secure, don’t worry) might get transferred over the internet unencrypted. That’s life online.
No copying, reselling, or exploiting our site content without permission. Attempt to do so, and yes, we will know.
3. Accuracy of Info
We try really hard to keep product info, pricing, and shipping details correct. Sometimes stuff slips. You accept the risk.
If you rely on something here that turns out wrong, that’s… unfortunate. Double-check if it’s critical.
4. Prices & Product Availability
Prices can change. Products can sell out. We’re not liable if your favorite boxer brief disappears overnight.
Limited quantities? Yup. If you want it, buy it fast.
5. Products & Services
We make every effort to show colors and details accurately. Your screen might lie. We can’t control that.
Returns, exchanges, and refunds? See our Refund Policy.
6. Your Account & Orders
You’re responsible for keeping your account info accurate. Expired credit card? Wrong address? That’s your problem.
We may limit or cancel orders if something looks suspicious. Fraudsters don’t get bonuses here.
7. Optional Tools & Third Parties
Some tools on our site come from third parties. Use them at your own risk. We’re not liable for any headaches they cause.
Same goes for links to other sites. Clicking them doesn’t make us responsible for whatever chaos ensues.
8. User Content & Feedback
If you send us comments, ideas, or suggestions, we can use them however we want. No compensation. No excuses.
Don’t send us spam, malware, or your personal vendetta against someone else. You’re responsible for your nonsense.
9. Privacy
Your info is handled according to our Privacy Policy. Spoiler: we take privacy seriously, but you are not invisible online.
10. Prohibited Behavior
No illegal acts, harassment, spam, viruses, theft of data, or trying to break our site. Seriously. We will terminate access if you try.
11. Disclaimer & Limitation of Liability
Our site and products are provided as-is. We don’t promise perfection. You use the site at your own risk.
We’re not liable for lost profits, lost sleep, or minor freak-outs over sizing or color discrepancies. Some jurisdictions won’t let us limit liability, so we’ll comply there.
12. Indemnification
If you mess up and it drags us into legal trouble, you’ll cover us. Lawyers, fees, court drama — all on your dime.
13. Termination
If you violate any Terms, we can terminate your access immediately. No refunds for being a dick.
14. Entire Agreement
These Terms are the whole story. Previous versions? Irrelevant. Misunderstandings? On you.
15. Governing Law
These Terms are governed by the laws of Tennessee, USA. 🇺🇸 That means any disputes get handled here.
16. Changes to Terms
We can update these Terms whenever we want. It’s your job to check. Keep using the site after changes? That’s acceptance.
17. Contact
Questions, complaints, or fan mail? Email us at info@dickrinkle.com or use our website’s contact form.
