Shipping policy

Dick Rinkle Clothing Co. – Shipping Policy

Last Updated: November 20, 2025

So you bought some of our epic gear — congrats. Now let’s talk about how it gets from us to you, because patience is a virtue, but nobody wants to wait forever.

1. Processing Time – We Don’t Mess Around

Once your order hits our system:

  • Standard orders usually ship within 1–3 business days.

  • Custom or special items? Might take a bit longer — but we’ll let you know.

We work fast, but we’re not teleportation wizards… yet.

2. Shipping Options – Choose Your Adventure

We offer a few ways to get your gear:

  • Standard shipping: Reliable, economical, just like a dependable buddy.

  • Expedited shipping: Faster than your last bad date running from commitment.

Exact rates and times will be shown at checkout — no surprises, unless your internet provider is playing tricks.

3. U.S. Only – Sorry, International Fans

We ship within the United States only. If you live elsewhere, we admire your taste in underwear from afar.

4. Tracking – Follow the Mission

Once your order ships, we’ll email you a tracking number. Watch it like a hawk, or just chill — either way, you’ll know when it lands.

5. Shipping Delays – Real Life Happens

Weather, carriers, solar flares, Appalachian hurricanes or a zombie apocalypse may delay your order. We’re not responsible for carrier hiccups, but we’ll do our best to troubleshoot.

6. Lost or Damaged Packages – Not Cool, We Know

If your order goes MIA or arrives in pieces:

  • Contact us immediately at info@dickrinkle.com.

  • We’ll investigate, replace, or refund as appropriate.

Damage during shipping happens, but leaving you hanging isn’t our style.

7. Questions – Hit Us Up

Confused about shipping? Wanna make sure your gear arrives before the weekend? Email us or use the Contact Us form. We respond faster than your average online store (and with more attitude).